Up for bid on eBay is a real, framed beetle on old-world parchment paper.
The seller says this is a great Valentine's gift for the man in your life. From the description: These beetles are actually 'true bugs' or commonly known as stink bugs. Many species of face bugs have interesting markings that resemble faces. This particular species (Catacanthus Incarnatus Lombok) has the best faces of all.
To own this framed bug, click the link and place your winning bid. This is the only Valentine's Day gift idea I will be featuring this year because this one is so good it can't be topped. So don't bug me for more.